MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

                

Drita D'avanzo has reveals her celebrity crush!
In this fun interview with Drita and Renee, She reveals that EMINEM had her at "Mockingbird"

Although some may say they seem like an unlikely couple I would have to completely disagree, In my opinion this would be a perfect match!

I don't even think the fabulous and renowned Matchmaker Patti Stanger could come up with a better match for either of them!

The controversial Eminem (Marshall Mathers) is an amazing talent and the amount of intellect he displays in his lyrical ability is phenomenal.

BUT
Can you imagine their arguments?

I have put together a script of Drita's quotes and Eminem's lyrics on how I think that would go down, Enjoy!

EMINEM "May I have your attention please?"

DRITA "I'm on a mission to stay away from Douche bags!"

EMINEM "I know you want me baby, I think I want you too! I'm here to save you girl....come into Shady's world. They call me SUPERMAN, I'm here to rescue you"

DRITA "I'm the Lady Boss'

EMINEM "Well you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit!"


DRITA "I ate the Package!"

EMINEM "The way you shake it! I ain't never seen an A$$ like that! You make my PP go DA dong doi doing!

DRITA "You wanna step into bad water your gonna get bitten"

EMINEM "I'm not afraid"

DRITA " It's Just Self Defense...Its Awesome!, If you want to come , Then Come Motherfucker!, Cause you know I'm Waiting" 

EMINEM "You don't wanna Fuck with shady, cos shady will fucking kill you!"

DRITA "Fuck it! when I fight I'm going to hurt you and the way I'm going to hurt you is when I'm comfortable and how I'm comfortable is with no shoes"

EMINEM "I just don't give a Fuck!

DRITA "When I hit you, your getting hurt.......your going down and an ambulance is sure to come cos I will fight till I die!"

EMINEM "Sit down Bitch, you move again I'll beat the shit out of you!"

 DRITA "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

EMINEM "When I'm gone just carry on, don't morn....rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice!" 

DRITA "I'll never bow down to you motherfucker!"

EMIMEN" I'm sorry Drita, I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to to make you cry so tonight....I;m cleaning out my closet"

DRITA "You always had me at Mockingbird"